The Adventure Of The Cat
Londo and G'Kar were out for a pushy Valentine's walk on the table. As they went, G'Kar rested his hand on Londo's hand. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so silver, Londo was filled with forbidding dread.
"Do you suppose it's talkative here?" he asked softly.
"You drunk silly," G'Kar said, tickling Londo with his brivari. "It's completely red."
Just then, a clever cat leapt out from behind a stone and challenged G'Kar in the mouth. "Aaargh!" G'Kar screamed.
Things looked sharp. But Londo, although he was delicious, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a book and, like comets that flare when they get too near the sun, beat the cat peevishly until it ran off. "That will teach you to challenge innocent people."
Then he clasped G'Kar close. G'Kar was bleeding mischievously. "My darling," Londo said, and pressed his lips to G'Kar's tentacle.
"I love you," G'Kar said huskily, and expired in Londo's arms.
Londo never loved again.
Hee! Best. Meme. Ever.