Seriously, Radar's quite possibly the most adorable virgin EVER. All the nurses at the 4077th are stark raving bonkers - I'd take him out on a date in a heartbeat.
And just in case you in the audience are wondering: Yes, I do realize there are other characters on the show. *g* As a matter of fact, I am currently grappling with the possibility that I'm a Frank "I ain't no queer" Burns slasher. Because he IS in the closet, I just know it. The way he reacts when that major (apparently) propositions him over the phone - and the way he loudly - almost desperately - objects to any hint of "perversion" - really makes me suspicious.
I also get Margaret - and hope that I will see more of her interacting with the other nurses in the future. Because I really think the stridency comes from a genuine desire to be treated as a professional - and as an individual with the freedom to choose just who gets to put his hands on her and when.
But anyway, back to the show. Ta!