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londovir- by iamsab

Quick Holiday Card Update

Vir has not forgotten his holiday list. Unfortunately, his typist is insane and is making all the cards herself because she insists it's "better that way." O_o Feel free to thwack her.
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Did Vir get Vila's card?
He just got it, and it was a real treat - particularly the messages from the others. Hee.
Yay! We're both delighted you two liked it.
I was digging in some old files this afternoon, and found my Vir filk from a few years ago, so I thought I'd send it to you! Though it may not mean much if you don't know Dad's Army, the British sitcom about the Home Guard in the Second World War. The theme tune is a song which begins "Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler, If you think we're on the run?" (there's a version of the tune on the net here. Anyway, my version for Vir:


Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Morden,
When you ask me what I want?
You don't fool me with your ready, charming smiles,
You don't fool me with your nasty little wiles!
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Morden,
When you ask me what I want?

If you keep insisting that there's something I would like
The best thing I can think of is your head up on a spike!
[Waggles fingers]
So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Morden,
When you ask me what I want?

[Vir gets more enthusiastic as Morden wanders out of earshot:]

This dirty work for Londo is losing all its charms,
My bride may be a Nazi, but I'm rescuing the Narns!
So who do you -

[Londo drags Vir out before he can make any further damaging admissions...]
Eee! Thank you for sharing! This must be performed somewhere in public...
I know the tune very well and was singing along here. Lovely!
Don't worry. I sent mine out late.
And I just got yours. Vir sends his thanks!
Wow! It got there fast.
I think it's typical to get from PA to VA in one day these days.