You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Vir Cotto
3. Vila Restal
4. Londo Mollari
6. River Tam
7. Simon Tam
8. Rupert Giles
9. Kira Nerys
10. Benjamin Sisko
12. Dawn Summers
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I don't see this as a femme slash pairing. However, with some thought, this combination may make a very interesting gen story. Afterall, Anya has an attraction to female victims.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
ROTFL! No. A great character, but no.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Dawn gets Giles pregnant.)
*hurts self laughing*
That's biologically impossible.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Five Things Which Never Happened Between Kira and Dukat, by selenak
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Stark and River)
No, I don't think so. Both need stabilizing influences, not more crazy.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(G'Kar/Kira vs. G'Kar/Sisko)
Bring on the terrorist sex! Though I suppose we might have a problem getting past Kira's aversion to aliens. If this could not be surpassed, at least they could have a very interesting chat on politics and theology.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Simon walks in on Stark and Dawn having sex.)
Ow! I don't see this happening.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
First of all, it would be gen. As for the plot itself: A space/time distortion and a case of mistaken identity leaves Benjamin Sisko a prisoner on the Liberator.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
A lonely Jonathan casts a spell that brings television characters to life. As a result, Vir Cotto finds himself in Sunnydale. This would be gen and nothing but fluff. *g*
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Waiting," a season five hospital fic. Gen.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Londo deflowers Vir.)
Okay, Londo wouldn't do it personally, number one, because that way lies horror and brain bleach. Instead, after deciding that Vir really does need to get out more, Londo would hire a lovely, charming lady of the evening skilled in dance, music and conversation. He would then force Vir to accept this gift or risk dishonor.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes, I believe so. I don't blame them, either, since Simon is gay and all.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes. They write it, too.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'm not sure. I might, however.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
ROTFL! Perhaps someone drunk or crazy enough might write Londo/G'Kar with Stark as an accidental voyeur.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sexual passion? Likely something unintelligible. Or, if he should accidentally tap into the Prophets' mojo, he might scream some strange revelation about future events that no one but he understands.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Great Maker, I haven't even begun to put Buffy to music.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
None. Because it would be gen. Though perhaps with River involved, there might be a disturbing moment or two.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
(Stark picks up Sisko)
The concept breaks my brain quite a lot.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I've read fic about G'Kar quite recently, either from andrastewhite or selenak.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Partners who can calculate pi to at least one hundred decimal places, or carry on a bracing conversation regarding current controversies in astrophysics.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No, I'm not really seeing it.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I don't see this pairing, as my Vila is straight.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Vir and Kira are in a happy relationship until Kira suddenly runs off with Londo. Vir, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Anya and a brief unhappy affair with Dawn, then follows the wise advice of G'Kar and finds true love with Vila.
*dies and is dead from the hilarity*
Ow. Ow. Ow. I wouldn't give this assignment to anybody.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Giles is certainly more deserving than Jayne. *g*