If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a large trout, who would it be?
Discussion of potential responses to this prompt generated the following snippet of conversation between me and grey_bard:
hobsonphile: I know what Londo's going to say... probably.
hobsonphile: "A certain individual of the most annoying species in the universe"
hobsonphile: Yes. Because when Londo doesn't want to screw his brains out, that IS, pretty much, what he wants to do to G'Kar.
grey_bard: I can imagine a mutual fish-fight
hobsonphile: Suddenly I want this written RIGHT NOW.