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This post definitely requires the naughty tentacle icon.

If you'd shag them put the name in bold.
If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics.
If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is.
If you wouldn't shag them at gunpoint, cross the name out.

Original instructions: Add one or more character names and/or fandoms of your own. Once the list gets long enough to be unwieldy (use your judgment) start removing one name for every name you add.
Altered: Delete fandoms you don't know, add one or more that you do.

Mal Reynolds
Zoë Warren
Hoban "Wash" Washburn
Inara Serra (Because the conversation and tea beforehand would be lovely.)
Jayne Cobb
Kaylee Frye (Because she is so cute, I could just die. Twice.)
Simon Tam (The drinks are more for Simon than for myself. Because I don't know if he'd be up to it, being gay and all. *g*)
River Tam
Shepherd Book

James T. Kirk (Ew, no.)
Leonard McCoy (Bones was always my favorite.)
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
Pavel Chekov
Hikaru Sulu
Lt. Uhura
Christine Chapel
Janice Rand

Jean-Luc Picard (Is there any question?)
William T. Riker
Geordi LaForge
Tasha Yar
Beverly Crusher
Deanna Troi
Wesley Crusher

Benjamin Sisko
Kira Nerys (My first girl crush. Naturally, I'd shag her. *g*)
Jadzia Dax
Ezri Dax (Cuteness once again. But I don't think I'll tell soulonds9, because I think it might disturb him to learn that his sister has the same attraction he does. *eg*)
Julian Bashir
Miles O'Brien (I can't bring myself to be a homewrecker, even though I like the guy.)

John Crichton (Not my type, but after a few drinks, I might succumb to teh pretteh.)
Aeryn Sun (Hell yeah!)
Rygel (Sorry, Froggy. *g*)
Crais (See my answer for Crichton above.)
Scorpius (He won't let me be dom, I suspect. *eg* OMG, did I just say that?)
Stark (Not the character. Paul Goddard, on the other hand... rowr. *g*)

Roj Blake
Jenna Stannis
Kerr Avon
Vila Restal (Teh cute- it calls to me.)
Dayna Mellanby
Del Tarrant

John Sheridan
Jeffery Sinclair
Susan Ivanova
Michael Garibaldi (After a few drinks, the snark would probably do me in.)
Zack Allen
Marcus Cole
Lyta Alexander
Na'Toth (I wouldn't dare, unless our survival depended on it. *g*)
Kosh (Mmm, energy squid sex...)
Talia Winters
Elizabeth Lochley
Byron (Just... no.)
Alfred Bester (Eep!)
Zathras (No one sleep with poor Zathras. Poor, poor Zathras. *g* Okay, was there crack in my milkshake?)
Londo Mollari (Yes. Yes, apparently so. But! Poetry!)
G'Kar (And if Londo and G'Kar were in the bed together with me after a few drinks shared between all of us, that would be even better. *eg* OMG!)
Vir Cotto (Nevermind the tentacles, full speed ahead! I would love to see the look of innocent surprise on his face when I knock him down over his desk. "What are you... oh. Oh, uh, okay!" *vbeg*)

And thus ends today's bit of TMI. *eg*


I've been watching this meme make rounds on my f-list and apparently no-one wants to sleep with Kirk. Which I find quite understandable. :)
No one wants to sleep with Vir either, which I find very unfortunate. *pets Vir*
Heeee. I don't think I'll do the TMI meme, if only because my cousin is on my f-list and....weird. Not to mention my husband. :)

Poor, poor Zathras. I would need a lot of drinks first.
You've forgotten a fandom. *g*
Sig! Are you okay, first of all? I'm sorry I never got back to you, but work's been awful.

Secondly, if you insist, here's the Boston Public list ;):

Steven Harper
Scott Guber (Here's another character who needs to be thrown onto his desk and ravished. And, like Inara above, the conversation beforehand would be heavenly, and I know he would treat me like a lady. *sigh* You brilliant, inhibited, Victorian man!)
Harry Senate (Too dysfunctional.)
Harvey Lipschultz (Sorry, dear, but while I do like older men, I have my limits. *g*)
Marla Hendricks
Marilyn Sudor
Lauren Davis
Ronnie Cooke
Danny Hanson

'm okay! Check my journal for latest update:)
Thank God! I was praying! *huggles*

here Narn muse appears

Miss hobsonphile, be sure... I don't bite you!!!
*evil laugh*

Re: here Narn muse appears

Even though you know I want to shag at least one Centauri?

Re: here Narn muse appears

I suspect, my mun wants to make it too, but has reasonably held back it.

Re: here Narn muse appears


I'm the only one in the world who wants to shag Vir.

*dramatic sniff*

Re: here Narn muse appears

Mun shouts, trying to embrace Vir and even Londo
I adore this guy...these guys... And I like robots!
But her muse coolly clamps her mouth with hand in leather glove
I don't bite, but I can break your neck, mun, eeesh, love to Centauri, what a horror!

mun sobs being afraid of her evil l muse

Re: here Narn muse appears

No you're not. Not by a long shot. :)

Re: here Narn muse appears

Ah, but *which* Zathras? Or all ten?

(well, nine, now...)

If it was me, I'd say Zathras or maybe Zathras, and Zathras if I'd had some extra drinks. But definitely not Zathras.
*dies of laughter*