Sic Transit Vir
T: touching the chair
Hobsonphile: He's imagining what it would be like, I think, if the prophecy comes true.
T: Yep. and he doesn't want anyone to know that he's thinking about that
Hobsonphile: "there was this large flying thing"
T: and I tried to swat it!
Hobsonphile: SO CUTE OMG
Hobsonphile: Yep. More on the Narns later. :-)
T: Swatting bugs!
Hobsonphile: OMG LONDO AGAINST THE BUGS!
Hobsonphile: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
T: He deals with bugs the same way I do. Throw anything that I can get my hand around at them!
Hobsonphile: It's just incredibly amusing that this old soldier is afraid of crawly things. :-)
T: HE'S GOT A SWORD!
Hobsonphile: YES! DIE!
T: Hee! He got it!
Hobsonphile: "THERE ARE MORE OF YOU!"
T: "You are smaller. There are more of you! There are more of you!:
T: Aww, Londo didn't come to meet Vir
Hobsonphile: Oh, there's a reason, though. ;-)
T: Yeah, he's got a lady visitor :-)
Hobsonphile: Just wait. :-)
T: And now Sheridan's going all high school and asking Delenn out
Hobsonphile: Oh, yeah. That happens too. I kind of forget about that with VIR!
T: He's just gotten back to their quarters
Hobsonphile: Londo can barely contain himself.
T: VIR'S WIFE!
Hobsonphile: OMG AND VIR'S REACTION IS SOOOOOOO CUTE!
T: THE WAVE!
Hobsonphile: HE HID BEHIND LONDO!
Hobsonphile: AND LONDO HAD TO SHOVE HIM OUT! HEEEE!
T: Aww, she seens a gentleness and kindness of spirit
Hobsonphile: Awww. Well, of COURSE.
T: OMG I LOVE LONDO!
T: "If you see something this big with eight legs let me knows so I can kill it before it develops language skills"
Hobsonphile: "When I marry, I want it to be for love."
Hobsonphile: Yeah, HEE.
Hobsonphile: Lyndisty is SOOO Harlequin.
Hobsonphile: Except for... well, you'll see.
T: Hee! Abrahamo Lincolni!
Hobsonphile: *squeals cryptically*
T: Vir's fiancee is just hawk eyeing him and Vir's just kinda stuttering along, wringing his hands
Hobsonphile: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
T: I always associated delerium with fever
T: OMG she is SO Harlequin. Nice purple prose
Hobsonphile: She's totally a trashy romance fangirl.
T: Vir got a kiss! "If kisses could kill, that one could flatten several small towns."
Hobsonphile: *cough* Yes. :-)
T: Vir's Abrahamo Lincolni!
Hobsonphile: YES! But wait, there's more!
T: Awww, Vir's trying to help Narn's!
Hobsonphile: Yes, he is. But wait, there's more! :-)
T: Okay, I have to admit that Sheridan learning to cook flarn for Delenn was cute
Hobsonphile: Yeah. But not as cute as all of Vir's stammering.
T: Vir's cuteness is trumped by none
T: VIR! He just got attacked by a Narn!
T: He's getting beat up!
Hobsonphile: OH NOES!
Hobsonphile: Did you see, he just stepped right up and protected his fiance. <3 <3 <3
T: DUDE. YES!
T: "Get behind me." and he totally took the Narn on
Hobsonphile: MARRY ME NOW.
T: Everytime I show my face around here lately, someone hits me
Hobsonphile: Yep! Told you about that one already. :-) But that's where it is. :-)
T: I've never been a hero before.
T: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Hobsonphile: AWWWWWWW! <3 <3 <3 <3
Hobsonphile: And OMG, now we have the funniest scene ever, coming up.
T: he's totally stuttering to Ivanova now
Hobsonphile: "What do women want when... uh..."
T: "When things get intimate..."
Hobsonphile: Ivanova's like, "Oh, no, do I have to play Agony Aunt AGAIN?"
T: "we have six you see!
T: VIR MADE SEX NOISES OMG!
Hobsonphile: ROTFLOL!! AND IVANOVA'S LIKE, WHOA TMI!
T: and Vir thinks Ivanova just gave him his the best advice in the world
T: Whoops! Ivanova just caught an almost kiss between Delenn and Sheridan. Ivanova can't get away from the passionate stuff today!
Hobsonphile: LOL, I know.
T: And there's a serious problem with Vir?
T: WHOA! 2000 Narn's
Hobsonphile: Ah, this is when the truth comes out.
T: He's kept this from Londo? Oh man.
T: All 2000 Narn are dead?
T: WTF happened?
Hobsonphile: HOLD ON.
T: I AM IMPATIENT ;-)
T: OMG! He's hiding the Narns, isn't he? He's protecting them!
Hobsonphile: YES!!!!! OMG, YES!!!!
T: That makes me wanna cry! Fuckit, I am!
Hobsonphile: *holds you*
T: Londo isn't happy at all
Hobsonphile: But see what I mean about Vir?
T: Gah, Narn's get so generalized and so stereotyped
T: VIR IS THE BESTEST
Hobsonphile: HE IS MY HUSBAND!
T: He pick well! I'll take him as my friend! Because Vir=Love
Hobsonphile: VIR SO = LOVE! <3 <3 <3
T: Dude, she caught Vir a Narn?
T: She needs to be kicked out!
Hobsonphile: Ah yes, this is when it comes out that she HAS, in fact, flattened several small towns.
T: Yes. Almost committed genocide, hasn't she?
Hobsonphile: Oh, yes, with Daddy. MEEEP!
T: DUDE. SHE IS CREEPY AND PSYCHOPATHIC
Hobsonphile: She's such an innocent little girl, too. But SO BRAINWASHED.
T: she's trying to give Vir a knife
T: vir looks ill
Hobsonphile: Poor Vir's like, "no, no, no..."
T: And back to Londo not being happy
Hobsonphile: And what did he expect, exactly? He knows how Vir feels.
T: Oh, I totally saw it coming. I just hate seeing Vir looking so upset
Hobsonphile: This is not Londo at his best. Grr.
Hobsonphile: But you won't stay mad at him for long.
T: It's impossible to stay mad at him for long
Hobsonphile: I KNOW!
T: HA! There really was an Abrahamo Lincolni! Sheridan is Abrahamo Lincolni now!
Hobsonphile: But I am MAD at him now!
Hobsonphile: Hee, yes, Ivanova and Sheridan pick up the flame. Though it DOES bother me how they just stormed into Londo's quarters without ASKING Vir WTF? first.
T: Awww, back to Vir bumbling and stumbling and trying to make his fiancee change
T: OMG! VIR!
They say you are confused and you will get better in time
I hope not
Hobsonphile: aww, yes, that's Vir thinking the best of everyone. "How can she be so psycho when she was so good to me?"
Hobsonphile: But yes, he's determined to stick by his principles. LOVE!
T: And that's the end!
Hobsonphile: EEEE! VIRRRRR!
Hobsonphile: I have the biggest crush on him EVAR!
T: HEE! It's a good crush to have! He's so good hearted!
Hobsonphile: He is. And shy and cute. :-)
And then we went to three-way. Some selected (based on my personal prejudices, hee) reactions:
Interludes and Examinations
Hobsonphile: He IS!
T: he's so shy!
T: Vir in Garters!
T: MENTAL IMAGE OF DOOM
Hobsonphile: Vir doesn't want to talk about Londo's naughty underwear.
Hobsonphile: Oh, I LOVE this.
T: GOD I LOV VIR
T: "Short of dying?"
Hobsonphile: <3 <3 <3 <3 VIR!
A: Morden's so slick.
T: morden has a damn charming smile
A: and slimy.
Hobsonphile: OMG, you just want to smack that smile off his face.
T: Gah, he looks so happy!
T: OH LONDO I LOVE YOU AGAIN
T: bad feeling happening bad feeling
T: omg, his face
A: Poor Londo.
T: oh man. if he ever finds out that morden was in on this...
Hobsonphile: Ah. Yes. Exactly.
T: stop crying londo, you're killing me!
Hobsonphile: *IS DED*
A: the part that kills me is still coming up.
T: i've bitten my nails down to nubs, people!
A: Again, grandFATHER.
T: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Hobsonphile: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK
A: I KNOW.
T: is kosh gonna die?
A: Sheridan looks like a little kid hugging his blankets.
A: WATCH AND FIND OUT.
T: I HATE YOU OMG
T: Kosh is his father? Or is inhabiting his father?
A: SNIFF. KOSH.
Hobsonphile: Uses father figures.
A: Appearing in his dream as his father.
A: yeah, like he did for G'Kar
T: I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH TIHS SHOW!
A: My reaction at this point was to pause the episode, run into the office and email my sister with OMG KOSH!
T: i must have something in my eye, dammit
Hobsonphile: Okay, Kosh's death? Even though I don't like the Vorlons? KILLS ME.
Hobsonphile: OMG, THIS LONDO SCENE.
T: Oh, Morden is a master manipulator
A: Oh Londo, WHY do you believe him?
Hobsonphile: I want your entrails extracted inch by painful inch.
Hobsonphile: Londo is the best tragic character ever.
T: you are playing right into his hand, LONDO!
A: Not so great with the decision making here, Londo.
Hobsonphile: And let the rest of the galaxy BURN.
Hobsonphile: Why be good when the universe is always going to fuck me over?
T: shave franklin!
A: Franklin's gonna break into Alanis!
A: Isn't it ironic, doncha think?
A: Also, Franklin gets the most booty of ANYONE on that station besides G'Kar.
A: So I don't see what he's complaining about!
T: well, respect to franklin for confessing to sheridan
T: YO! That was unexpected
Hobsonphile: *doesn't really pay attention to this scene, because OMG LONDO*
A: Yeah, blah blah franklin has angst, blah blah, I don't care.
Hobsonphile: You want angst? Try being Londo. Whose angst is actually legitimate.
War Without End
End of Part One:
A: NOT GOOD.
Hobsonphile: OH NOES!
T: WHERE DID HE GO?
A: I hate when that happens!
A: LOST IN TIME OMG!
Hobsonphile: YOU'LL SEE! :P
A: He's just like Dr. Sam Beckett!
A: Now he's going to spend the rest of the series putting things right that once went wrong!
A: I loved that show when I was a kid, but I watched it on DVD last year and discovered that it actually kinda sucked.
Hobsonphile: Haven't seen it at all myself.
A: Dun kick Sheridan!
T: DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM
Hobsonphile: Hee hee.
T: This was in Londo's dream!
A: continuity like WHOA
A: she's so pretttty
Hobsonphile: *has continuitygasm*
Hobsonphile: OMG LONDO. LONDO LONDO LONDO. EEE!
Hobsonphile: Tracy is dead.
Hobsonphile: We finally killed her. :-)
T: Hee! I'm still trying to wrap my brain around it all!
Hobsonphile: Just wait until you see the next part.
T: DUDE. I'm glad I HAVE the next part
Beginning of Part Two:
T: poor sheridan
A: DELENN OMG!
Hobsonphile: THIS IS GOING TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN!
T: sound is so off. gonna have to deal with it
Hobsonphile: Bad torrent. No biscuit.
A: Yes! They have a son!
T: in what frickin reality?
T: bad reality or good reality?
Hobsonphile: But wait, there's more.
A: You know, like, EVERYONE who worked on B5 has sons. Bill Mumy is the only one I know who has a daughter.
A: Episode title! War Without End!
T: O. U. C. H.
A: Whatever they put in actors' hair to make it grey always makes it look like they're covered in flour.
Hobsonphile: Okay, more BRAIN BREAKING ahead!
T: DE JA FRICKING VU
Hobsonphile: LONDOOOOO! *SOB*
T: Delenn's hair looks good pulled back like that
A: OMG POOR LONDO.
A: Hee, pulled back and COVERED IN FLOUR. :P
T: FUCK LONDO
Hobsonphile: THE KEEPER!
A: He breaks my heart here.
T: dude, this is a complete 180 from the londo I know!
T: It hurts to watch!
A: OH GOD.
A: It's gonna hurt more, Tracy.
A: RIGHT NOW.
T: I KNEW TIHS WAS COMING
A: OLD FRIEND.
Hobsonphile: YES, RIGHT NOW.
T: I KNEW IT I KNEW I KNEW IT
Hobsonphile: OLD FRIEND!!!!!! *BRAIN BROKEN!*
T: G'KAR'S EYE!
A: I KNOW!
A: <-- crying
Hobsonphile: THEY ARE FRIENDS! OMG! *SOB*
A: And they're not killing each other out of hate!
T: almost mercy
A: I KNOW!
Hobsonphile: YES, EXACTLY!
A: DO NOT GO TO Z'HA'DUM!
T: my brain just exploded
Hobsonphile: Vir inherits the rubble.
Hobsonphile: Poor Vir. :-(
Hobsonphile: Okay, I'll have much to say about that sequence... later. :-)
A: Sheridan isn't wearing a shirt!
T: WHAT WAS THAT OMG!
A: okay, whenever my mom sees this scene? she laments about the broken snowglobe.
A: I AM NOT TELLING YOU HA HA HA.
Hobsonphile: YOU'LL SEE! "P
T: I HATE YOU YOU ENCOUNTER SUITED MEANIE
A: You'll find out before the end of S3.
Hobsonphile: JMS likes to tease us.
T: my brain hurts
Hobsonphile: The Trinity.
A: Is your brain still there, Tracy?
T: WHAT THE FUCK?
A: WAIT TEN SECONDS OMG
A: HE'S VALEN OMG!
T: FUCK ME
Hobsonphile: SINCLAIR IS VALEN!!!!!
T: Holy crap, I did not see that coming
T: AT ALL
Hobsonphile: *BROKEN BRAIN*
T: and the Vorlons were there!
T: My head is hurty
Hobsonphile: Hee hee heeeee.
Am tired. Brain eaten. *g*